I don’t even get jealous of other girls anymore tbh i get inspíred #growingup
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
- me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- me: lemme show you a trick or two
- middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
- me: this one's called stealing
- me: *runs away with it*